Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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