question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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