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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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