definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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