Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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