If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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