i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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