i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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