when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
soo... how was my night?
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