he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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