Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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