Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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