he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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