Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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