What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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