WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
