im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
