I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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