It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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