bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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