he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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