I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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