I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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