bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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