Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
