I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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