I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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