gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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