STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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