This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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