If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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