yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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