I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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