Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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