Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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