Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
PS: I just woke up from my shower
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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