Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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