YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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