apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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