I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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