Pappa wants mamma naked
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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