I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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