People with herpes should wear stickers.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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