love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
