If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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