Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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