I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i think i just lost a toe
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
