McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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