just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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