Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
