i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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