All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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