Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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