How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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